And Thought That R Kelly Was Bad: True Crime From Thailand

he entertainer/celebrity Peng Chia-chia was at a party. While under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs, he masturbated over a woman. The act was recorded by a mobile phone-camera. The woman is alleged to be the niece of a gang boss. Afterwards, there was an issue with compensation for the 'shame' inflicted on the woman, who had been intoxicated and unconscious at the time. Peng tried to ask other gang bosses to intercede and eventually paid some money. The reported amount varied from NT$3 to NT$90 million. That is the gist of the matter. But why did the reported money amount varied so much?

The most common version (see China Times) was that Peng had negotiated for NT$20 million and he gave the money to an intermediary, the singer Bingo Guo. However, Guo stuffed NT$17 million into his own pockets and passed along only NT$3 million. The gang boss was insulted and sent men to beat up Bingo Guo. He also told Peng to pay up. When Peng told him that his intermediary had pocketed the money, the gang boss said "That's too bad, but I still want my money."

The moral of this story is, naturally, don't masturbate on the boss of mafia bosses when you're intoxicated and they're unconcious. But this should go without saying.

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